Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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