this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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