whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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