so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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