he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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