so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I forget how to act sober
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