Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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