ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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