Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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