I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
