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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You brought string cheese to the strip club
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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