If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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