You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
This is my gift to your gina
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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