Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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