I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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