You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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