nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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