return my video game
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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