I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
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