..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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