Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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