apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
tell me about the fingering
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