So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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