no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Be still, my beating vagina.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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