I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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