I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
