Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i think i have two assholes
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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