I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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