Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
she told me i tasted like america
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Randomize