operation harelip BJ is a go
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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