OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
