Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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