don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
