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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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