I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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