Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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