She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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