Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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