I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Come back. Shots need mouths.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
