I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Are my feet made of real feet?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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