very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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