I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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