I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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