ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You took a bar mat shot.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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