I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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