So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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