At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I skipped work to stalk him.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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