Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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