We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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