Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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