Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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