My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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