Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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