"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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