HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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